CaT scan

Do not get panic, in this post i am not going to tell you anything about CT scan i.e. computed tomography which is medical imaging method for the purpose of examining the body ailments by the help of x-rays. but one thing is sure that there is huge similarity between CAT SCAN and CT SCAN. to startt with a very famous joke which you may find boring but anyway i have to increase my post's length so i will include it.the joke goes like as written belows:
      farmer: dagder babu,dekhiye na mera kutta mar gaya hai kya


   doctor kutte ko dekhta hai uske bad bolta hai


   doctor:haan,mar gaya hai


  farmer:per mera kutta mujhe bahut pyara tha mujhe chor ke nahi mar sakta


  doctor:chalo meri fee 50 rs dedo

  farmer:sahab,rs 5000  dunga per koi  medical test kar ke bata dijeye ki kutta mar gaya hai


 tub doctor ne apni billi(cat)ko mare kutte ke samne chor dia per kutta nahi bhokka


  tub doctor ne kaha ho gya believe catwa (CT) SCAN  bhi kar diye
(one day a farmer went to a doctor and asked whether his dog was dead ,on quick scanning doctor replied yes.but the farmer was still unsatisfied with his checkup so he demanded advanced checkup on this he let his dog to roam around the dog and told now even cat (CT)scan was completeand his dog was dead.....................bakwas joke)


 now coming to main topic that now CAT(combined aptitude test) has gone online sowhat i think that there are numerous similarlity between CAT and CT scan. first the common questions and responses :

1.  Do anything has gone wrong with you?
2. hey,it is too much costly!!!!!!!!!
3. may be you donot get profit out of it
4. which institute has recommended this for you
5. why not you go for MRI(Magnetic Resonance Imaging but for me....Mind Refurbishment In last job.....hehheeheeh)

 on reaching institute,some questions

1. tell me something about you
2. your weakness
3. your background(offcourse medical)

ok, after all these bakwas questions some serious (heehhe) similarities:

1. both are computer based test
2. both scan you and your body and its WEAKNESS only with x-ray view
3. you have to go for extra contrast agent(interview) test for better scan
4. many patient (student) who think them selves very fit  fad after getting the result
5. the result make some person very happy while rest weep in the corner saying they will no more live
6. if you undergo this test more number times the side effects increases exponantialy

 now,some serious dis-similarities:

1.  there are other good tests(MAT,XAT which are not computer based...thanks god) but for patient another reliable test which is not so costly is MRI
2. If you are recommended for CAT then you have healthy choice to not opt for it but if in the case of CT scan  you opt for not having it than.....(do it on your own risk....heheehhe)

as i am writing this post in afternoon so more good ideas are coming to my mind and i naver check my grammatical mistake because i can't do this.so anything good(or bad) comes in your mind your comments are welcome