A day without laptop...

Up to what extent laptop matters in your life?


You may say…..

Do you want to experience?



No naa, but I am experiencing this. I lost my laptop. Actually, it was stolen by someone. All this happened in my room only by some close to me. I am unable to share how was it stolen? But for the first life in my life I realized there should be some scrutiny on friends I am living away from my home since 2001 but for the first time I experienced betrayal. It is very painful. I hate MBA. MBA train people to become thief. My last institution was like heaven. My friends were very good. I miss them lot. I love them most in world after my family. Actually, they were like my siblings. My belongings were never stolen there. There I always kept money under my bed. But my money was never misplaced. I simply love those friends. My partners were best partners. There were some who were my virtual roommate. But they were also very nice. I miss them. Without them I haven’t able to continue my education. My brain tumor operation, headache, their massaz, and moments in hospital during exams I will never forget. I hate itm hostel.

Someone stole my laptop here. I watched around 400 movies on it. I am missing movies. Language was no bar for me, Telgu, Italian, and French & English. I am missing chatting I have 271 friends on chat list. I miss my laptop. How will I do blogging? It is my first love. At present I am using my flat mate’s laptop. What should I do? Please help me; I am very alone without my laptop.

What will happen if…

Disclaimer:  some readers may find the following blog post unsuitable for them, please do not read it if you are male chauvinist or sensitive enough to hurt your emotions. This post is written with the intention of humor only if anyone finds it objectionable, I am ready take corrective measures.

 I was dying of labor pain. Doctors consoled me and said that as quite natural thing. However, I was very much agitated. My eyes were looking for my wife. I told my wife many times for Lakhmi hospital but she refused and said that as costly hospital. Now, I was surrounded by filthy wall whose plaster was almost removed. It seemed that room was painted long ago. However, what can I do? It was Indian custom to remain in relation with your wife whatever the condition may be. My wife and her parents were abusing me for earlier boy child. They were demanding girl child from me but I told them I have read in mythological books that child are god gift. However, all my attempts went in vain.

 Now, I was pregnant again. However, I was much horrified of outcome and was praying to GOD. At last, I heard crying sound, doctor told happily about the girl child. When the curtain was removed, my mother in law told happily meri rani bitiya, Ekdum nani per gyi hai.

I remembered the day when I was still a child, my father used to tell me stories at night. He always told some day one angel will come on motor to marry me and on that auspicious day, he would be very happy. However, one day I got very good thrashing from my sister and was weeping. In order to make me happy he told me one story that he had heard a story from his father who in turn had heard from his father.  I never believed that story. The story was as follows:

In 20^th century, the society was patriarchal. To give birth was women’s duty. Women were suppressed in male dominant society. Girl’s father had to give dowry.

That was unbelievable so I never believed that story in my childhood. However when I returned from hospital, I started searching on my wife’s laptop (small sized computer). What I found was astonishing. The story that my father told me once was true.

 In 20^th century, male members ran the society. In addition, women mostly ran families. Women gave birth, feed child and helped in nourishment of child. However, in 2050, breast cancer rose as an epidemic. Doctors were not able to find the solution. Therefore, they started searching for alternative options. One day they noticed that if man did not feed child. Why he has breasts and nipples? They discovered that actually, any fetus was initially a female child and after some weeks, it turned into male or female depending on availability of Y chromosome. So they re-engineered the whole process genetically and made men enable of milk feeding. These characteristics passed from generation to generation and became natural. Many women revolution took place in that century for women liberation. As the society grew older, women came in leading position. Now, women were in every field of life, more advanced than men were. They started suppressing males. All the books, literature & whatever male related were destroyed. New history and literature were reframed. As time passed, male started forgetting their importance and became like slave. When women got dominance in society, they felt childbirth as a burden. Then a famous scientist came with a solution. Actually, she saw that a type of African frog could reproduce in absence of other gender also. When she searched about that, she found that frog could change gender automatically when left alone. Experiments were done on human males also. These repeated experiments made it feasible in males also.  Genetically engineered males outnumbered actual males in a century only. Childbirth were made by operating the abdomen of male

That was very astonishing fact. I was amazed but was helpless. I could do anything for my men fraternity. The wheel of life moved in opposite direction.

On watching me reading abandoned literature my wife started beating me with stick. And I started shouting" leave me, leave me alone. I will not do it again"

“What happen Atul, who is beating you? What thing you will not do?

Wake up, Atul. Wake up. No one is beating you. We have to go to college. Marketing mam is very strict & it is going to be 7:45”. Hearing word of my flat mate, I recovered from my sleep.

 Oh my god! what a dream was it. How much furious it was. What will happen if it become …..  

p.s. there may be some grammatical which can be ignored as I have written this post in midnight

  

Finally, ganguli sacked Shahrukh khan from Kolkata knight riders

        Vs           =                 Ganguli sacked Shahrukh khan 


                                        

March 23, Local correspondent, endangered species.

“After losing two consecutive matches in IPL 20 -20 matches, ganguli said we lost all due to missing X factor in Kolkata Knight-Ridder. He further added that all our players are performing very well and even we lost only few wickets in these matched. As far as I am concerned, I played extremely well. I have previously also mentioned that our team is missing X factor but our team owner was not ready but going by my personal intuition I have sacked Shahrukh. It is a very big personal loss but I cannot do favoritism. And enough is enough.”

In exclusive interview with endangered species correspondent, Ganguli told that for winning a match I have to do some rituals like removing my shirt on ground but Shahrukh  forbade me and told that those things were X rather XXX type of thing. Even he was not allowing him for various totkas like wearing special T-shirts, tabiz. Even though he showed outstanding innings, his team lost. He further added he has requested Lalit Modi that he should be allowed to play for each team and up to eternity also. He further demanded he should reposition as Indian cricket team captain in all possible format. In order to save the game Lalit Modi fulfilled his all demands.  

Disclaimer: Content of this blog, is a work of fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse the "news reports" of Endangered Species as being genuine and true.  

After IIM's, IIT's are on verge of closing

corrospondent,Endangered species, new delhi

“Now IIT’s are under threat of closing down under the intense competition faced from IIPM. Due to famous marketing strategy named “dare to think beyond IIM” and full page ads in leading newspaper IIM accepted defeat. Actually they fumbled against IIPM’s strategy. Now IIT are new target of IIPM and we IIT’s has no other option to close down.” said Surendra Prasad. ‘director of IIT delhi.’

Talking to our correspondent director of IIT delhi told that previously also there was cut throat competition. Our student strength was reducing due to ‘imperial college of engineering’ in which has alumni like Ranchor das chanced alias wungchuk bangdu alias aamir khan, Sarman joshi & madhwan . Ragging happened in that college de motivated many students to take other courses which our esteemed competitor was selling previously. But now, the problem is horrible. We also tried to start ‘4 t of technology’ on the line of ‘ 4 p’s of marketing but it failed miserably. Even we started our own venture techmen technologies to recruit all our student as planmen does, but it failed to create that impact. We even tried road blocking in term of publishing ads on all pages (full page ads) in leading newspaper throughout the week but it was unable to draw attention to students. Now, we have tried all the thing but we are left behind in competition against unique strategy of IIPM. Now we are hopeless  and we may close down IIT’s.   


disclaimer: Content of this website, is a work of fiction. Readers are advised not to confuse the "news reports" of  blog as being genuine and true.

encounter wid GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

I am back…..

Hey! It is not a dialogue directly copied from movie TERMINATOR: THE JUDGEMENT DAY (when Arnold swageneger returned to save the kid from villain) while it is my true feeling. Yes, I am back on my blog after a de motivating start (hehehe…. Because no one was reading my blogs & writing comments but now I have decide to become a  CHIKNA  GHADA – smooth pot…   hehehe).

Although no one read my blog, but if someone dare to read this post, please bear in mind this a piece of my imagination. But just  to make it real in looks, I have used real name, places.

Many times my friends asked why the hell I never try to go to temple. When tour plan is made and by mistake if visiting to temple is included, why I simply refuse?

                                       Am I atheist?

This is the question whose answer even I don’t know. But truly speaking, no one is able to persuade me that GOD exists, even the GOD.

 Amazed naa, but this is true event. THE story goes on like this….

After my brain tumor operation, I was staying in hotel for further treatment viz. radiation therapy, physiotherapy etc. but all due to GOD grace, I was readmitted in hospital’s ICU. Sorry, I got affected of meningitis (a type of brain fever). I was fully unconscious for some days (number of days I was not able to count…hehehe). When I was unconscious, rather I should say I was in a different world. For this world I was sleeping with extreme calmness and peace but in the other part of imaginary world I was trapped in big elevator like compartment. That big elevator was moving very fast always going in downward direction. Always going toward darkness to extreme darkness. The darkness was such horrible and fearsome that I was not able to feel my body also. The lift often stopped at many junctions but its gate never opened. In the lift, there was table. On the table, there was a clock, very old, mechanical one.

As I was not able to get out of the elevator, I often slept inside the elevator. Whenever I opened my eyes, the dials of watch showed 8:10. I do not know it was evening or morning. Even I don’t know the watch was working properly or was indicating toward something special. Many day passed, I was still in entrapment. One day, one miracle happened, at one junction when list stopped for a while its gate opened all of a sudden. I was very weak & was dying of starvation, but it was a only chance for me to get out of entrapment.

When I came out of lift, I found very vague figure resembling to man . I thought, he was also victim(prisoner) like me. After that whole conversation went as follows:

Man: tumhe tumhare dharti per kiye papon ki sazza milli hai. Per main chahta hoon ki tumhe ek dusra mauka doon.

Me: aap kuan hai bhai, kaisa paap, kaisi saaza, kaisa mauka

Man: jaldi hi tum jaa jaoge. Per main tumhe ek mauka de sakta hoon. Nhi to tum in andheri gallion me hi tadapte rahoge muat bhi nhi aayegi.

Me: kya kar hoga

Man: jub tumhe hosh aayega aur jub tum phir se padhai suru karoge tub tum bhuatiki (physics) lena tatha ISWAR ke hone ko satyapit karna.

Me : kaise karunga

Man ; ye tum jano

When I got recovered from that long sleep, first thing that noticed that the time on wall clock in ICU was 8:10.

Rest to be continued………