After IIM's, IIT's are on verge of closing

corrospondent,Endangered species, new delhi

“Now IIT’s are under threat of closing down under the intense competition faced from IIPM. Due to famous marketing strategy named “dare to think beyond IIM” and full page ads in leading newspaper IIM accepted defeat. Actually they fumbled against IIPM’s strategy. Now IIT are new target of IIPM and we IIT’s has no other option to close down.” said Surendra Prasad. ‘director of IIT delhi.’

Talking to our correspondent director of IIT delhi told that previously also there was cut throat competition. Our student strength was reducing due to ‘imperial college of engineering’ in which has alumni like Ranchor das chanced alias wungchuk bangdu alias aamir khan, Sarman joshi & madhwan . Ragging happened in that college de motivated many students to take other courses which our esteemed competitor was selling previously. But now, the problem is horrible. We also tried to start ‘4 t of technology’ on the line of ‘ 4 p’s of marketing but it failed miserably. Even we started our own venture techmen technologies to recruit all our student as planmen does, but it failed to create that impact. We even tried road blocking in term of publishing ads on all pages (full page ads) in leading newspaper throughout the week but it was unable to draw attention to students. Now, we have tried all the thing but we are left behind in competition against unique strategy of IIPM. Now we are hopeless  and we may close down IIT’s.   


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