"Ban facebook" says Savita Bhabhi

Disclaimer: This post is written with the intention of pure humour and anybody if hurt, can report me, those parts will be removed. The “Savita Bhabhi” site is banned by government and writer is not advocating or promoting the same.

     Endangered Species times

 In an exclusive interview with endangered species, Puneet Aggrawal, the CEO of revolutionary portal (Savita Bhabhi - The sexual adventures of a Hot Indian Bhabhi) told he is going to request government to ban the facebook. CEO of Savita Bhabhi expressed his anxiety over the loosing marketing share to foreign company and government numbness toward the situation. Following is excerpts from the telephonic interview.

“Before entry of facebook, the porn site was a face for freedom and liberalism in India. According to Honkong based research agency Alexa, Savita Bhabhi was the most popular site among Indians. And even it surpassed Chacha Chowdhary comics (which was published only in 6 languages), it come in 11 Indian languages beside English. Savita Bhabhi, the revolutionary character inspired many people not only in India but also all across the world. It actually led to the internet revolution in India as its story progressed on daily basis. After reading 1pages daily, the youth who had paid for one hour at internet cafe usually did productive things. But after the entry of F***BOOK, whole dynamics has reversed. People are devoting more time on F***Book and its silly games & applications.”

On Answering, why Government should ban, he quoted an incidence which happened few days back in Mumbai when a father committed suicide after finding his 8 years on having more friends on Facebook. He further added about one another incidence happened in a leading business school where the topper of institute was not able to concentrate on studies. She was depressed on the fact that she tried very hard, even she copy pasted inspirational thoughts on her status but was not able to grab attention and comments while the dumbest students were doing very good.  He clarified that these type of incident never happened before as Savita Bhabhi was something personal type. One didn't have to share the relationship status, not even the colour of inner wears and the life was easy.

Before taking flight to Delhi, Puneet Aggrawal posted on facebook status

“Farmville & Fishiville are deviating youth from actual farming which could hamper our economy. Applications are so addictive that children are not getting time to play national game ‘cricket’.  Moreover, it is making people weak in English words and grammar which could affect the BPO industry in long run.”  

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