Showing posts with label believe it or not. Show all posts
Showing posts with label believe it or not. Show all posts

Thursday, March 25, 2010

What will happen if…

Disclaimer:  some readers may find the following blog post unsuitable for them, please do not read it if you are male chauvinist or sensitive enough to hurt your emotions. This post is written with the intention of humor only if anyone finds it objectionable, I am ready take corrective measures.



 I was dying of labor pain. Doctors consoled me and said that as quite natural thing. However, I was very much agitated. My eyes were looking for my wife. I told my wife many times for Lakhmi hospital but she refused and said that as costly hospital. Now, I was surrounded by filthy wall whose plaster was almost removed. It seemed that room was painted long ago. However, what can I do? It was Indian custom to remain in relation with your wife whatever the condition may be. My wife and her parents were abusing me for earlier boy child. They were demanding girl child from me but I told them I have read in mythological books that child are god gift. However, all my attempts went in vain.

 Now, I was pregnant again. However, I was much horrified of outcome and was praying to GOD. At last, I heard crying sound, doctor told happily about the girl child. When the curtain was removed, my mother in law told happily meri rani bitiya, Ekdum nani per gyi hai.


I remembered the day when I was still a child, my father used to tell me stories at night. He always told some day one angel will come on motor to marry me and on that auspicious day, he would be very happy. However, one day I got very good thrashing from my sister and was weeping. In order to make me happy he told me one story that he had heard a story from his father who in turn had heard from his father.  I never believed that story. The story was as follows:

In 20th century, the society was patriarchal. To give birth was women’s duty. Women were suppressed in male dominant society. Girl’s father had to give dowry.


That was unbelievable so I never believed that story in my childhood. However when I returned from hospital, I started searching on my wife’s laptop (small sized computer). What I found was astonishing. The story that my father told me once was true.
 In 20th century, male members ran the society. In addition, women mostly ran families. Women gave birth, feed child and helped in nourishment of child. However, in 2050, breast cancer rose as an epidemic. Doctors were not able to find the solution. Therefore, they started searching for alternative options. One day they noticed that if man did not feed child. Why he has breasts and nipples? They discovered that actually, any fetus was initially a female child and after some weeks, it turned into male or female depending on availability of Y chromosome. So they re-engineered the whole process genetically and made men enable of milk feeding. These characteristics passed from generation to generation and became natural. Many women revolution took place in that century for women liberation. As the society grew older, women came in leading position. Now, women were in every field of life, more advanced than men were. They started suppressing males. All the books, literature & whatever male related were destroyed. New history and literature were reframed. As time passed, male started forgetting their importance and became like slave. When women got dominance in society, they felt childbirth as a burden. Then a famous scientist came with a solution. Actually, she saw that a type of African frog could reproduce in absence of other gender also. When she searched about that, she found that frog could change gender automatically when left alone. Experiments were done on human males also. These repeated experiments made it feasible in males also.  Genetically engineered males outnumbered actual males in a century only. Childbirth were made by operating the abdomen of male

That was very astonishing fact. I was amazed but was helpless. I could do anything for my men fraternity. The wheel of life moved in opposite direction.

On watching me reading abandoned literature my wife started beating me with stick. And I started shouting" leave me, leave me alone. I will not do it again"


“What happen Atul, who is beating you? What thing you will not do?
Wake up, Atul. Wake up. No one is beating you. We have to go to college. Marketing mam is very strict & it is going to be 7:45”. Hearing word of my flat mate, I recovered from my sleep.


 Oh my god! what a dream was it. How much furious it was. What will happen if it become …..  


p.s. there may be some grammatical which can be ignored as I have written this post in midnight
  


Saturday, March 13, 2010

encounter wid GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

I am back…..
Hey! It is not a dialogue directly copied from movie TERMINATOR: THE JUDGEMENT DAY (when Arnold swageneger returned to save the kid from villain) while it is my true feeling. Yes, I am back on my blog after a de motivating start (hehehe…. Because no one was reading my blogs & writing comments but now I have decide to become a  CHIKNA  GHADA – smooth pot…   hehehe).

Although no one read my blog, but if someone dare to read this post, please bear in mind this a piece of my imagination. But just  to make it real in looks, I have used real name, places.

Many times my friends asked why the hell I never try to go to temple. When tour plan is made and by mistake if visiting to temple is included, why I simply refuse?

                                       Am I atheist?

This is the question whose answer even I don’t know. But truly speaking, no one is able to persuade me that GOD exists, even the GOD.
 Amazed naa, but this is true event. THE story goes on like this….

After my brain tumor operation, I was staying in hotel for further treatment viz. radiation therapy, physiotherapy etc. but all due to GOD grace, I was readmitted in hospital’s ICU. Sorry, I got affected of meningitis (a type of brain fever). I was fully unconscious for some days (number of days I was not able to count…hehehe). When I was unconscious, rather I should say I was in a different world. For this world I was sleeping with extreme calmness and peace but in the other part of imaginary world I was trapped in big elevator like compartment. That big elevator was moving very fast always going in downward direction. Always going toward darkness to extreme darkness. The darkness was such horrible and fearsome that I was not able to feel my body also. The lift often stopped at many junctions but its gate never opened. In the lift, there was table. On the table, there was a clock, very old, mechanical one.
As I was not able to get out of the elevator, I often slept inside the elevator. Whenever I opened my eyes, the dials of watch showed 8:10. I do not know it was evening or morning. Even I don’t know the watch was working properly or was indicating toward something special. Many day passed, I was still in entrapment. One day, one miracle happened, at one junction when list stopped for a while its gate opened all of a sudden. I was very weak & was dying of starvation, but it was a only chance for me to get out of entrapment.
When I came out of lift, I found very vague figure resembling to man . I thought, he was also victim(prisoner) like me. After that whole conversation went as follows:

Man: tumhe tumhare dharti per kiye papon ki sazza milli hai. Per main chahta hoon ki tumhe ek dusra mauka doon.

Me: aap kuan hai bhai, kaisa paap, kaisi saaza, kaisa mauka

Man: jaldi hi tum jaa jaoge. Per main tumhe ek mauka de sakta hoon. Nhi to tum in andheri gallion me hi tadapte rahoge muat bhi nhi aayegi.

Me: kya kar hoga

Man: jub tumhe hosh aayega aur jub tum phir se padhai suru karoge tub tum bhuatiki (physics) lena tatha ISWAR ke hone ko satyapit karna.

Me : kaise karunga

Man ; ye tum jano


When I got recovered from that long sleep, first thing that noticed that the time on wall clock in ICU was 8:10.

Rest to be continued………