common saying during last week

                

These are the quotation made by our classmates during last week which were made by our classmates (including me) which can attract your  attention but those all comments  were not made to “HURT” anyone and neither is my intention to hurt anyone.  

1. तेरे ग्रुप में तो पति-पत्नी है तेरी तो बाट लग गयी..........
2. अरे सीआर का क्या वो तो पूरी बायस है.........
3. अरे उसको तो झेलना भी मुस्किल है............
4. अधिकारी क्या जानेगा क्लास में क्या चल रहा है............
5. हमारे ग्रुप ने सारे नोर्म्स पुरे किये थे तुब भी सीआर ने.............
6. सेक्शन अ में तो ऐसा हुआ..............
7. तुमने कभी उसके साथ कम किया है पूरा सेल्फिश और अर्रोगंत है.........
8. तुम्हारा क्या जा रहा है वो आ तो मेरे ग्रुप में रहा है...............
9. अरे यार, मेरे ग्रुप में तो सुब वीक है
10. वही लोग जो उनिटी की बात करते है ग्रुप तोड़ रहे है......
11. ग्रुप ३ rocks man!!!!!!!!!
12. मेरे तो फ़ोन में ही ५०० रुपीस खर्च हो गए
13. इ ऍम विद यू सिद.................
14. roommates को एक ग्रुप में नहीं होना चाहिए
15. और सब बढ़िया है न..............
16. दो साल को memorable बनाना है की नहीं...............
17. पुराना ग्रुप ही रहने दो न यार................
18. साले  वो मेरी बहन है...............
19. पप्म की मैडम को ही सारे ग्रुप बनाने दो न..............
20. अरे ग्रुप का क्या हुआ.............
21. इ हवे नो प्रॉब्लम विद एनी ग्रुप............
22. पुरे pgdm में ग्रुप स का groupism के कारन बदनाम हो गया है............
23. please mujhe us group के मेंबर से स्वप कर दो
24. \मै उसे dump  नहीं करना चाहती............
25. हमलोग चाहतेहै की सुब ग्रुप बन जाये तउब कीडा करे................ 
26. चल.फिर सुब बढ़िया है न...................
27. चलो हटाओ ग्रुप की बात..................
28. अरे यार,दिवाली के पहले ग्रुप का मामला सुलझने ही  मत दो.........

Modern “Mahabharata”

                Modern  “Mahabharata”

This is written with a intention of searching fun in a ordinary situation which aroused in our class.

     KRISHNA: khrbusinss school

     DHRITRASTRA: class

    GANDHARI: fraternity in class (by personification)

    BHISMAM PITAMAH: class representatives (both gender)

    SANJAY (THE STORY TELLER): atulvikas by his magical eyes “blog”

    KAURAVAS: the so called WEAK ( traitors , lazy, stubborn ands shilly-shally)

    PANDAVAS: the STRONG (doers)

   HASTINAPUR: friends in group/grades in term

It is very hard for me to name every character because list is very long and other important issues are there so I am starting the story with katha sar.

Gita sar: the group should be formed according to following norms

1.      Two hostellers /non hostellers in one group

2.      Atleast one commerce and atmost three commerce student

3.      Atleast two girls in one group

4.      Mix of so called strong and weak

Day one:

Gandari: swami ,you are blind so I am also going to cover my eyes so that I also      can’t see the world. There is no sense in having eyes when you have lost the vision and direction. Swami you have become blind in the affection of your sons and not foreseeing what can be the consequences in future due to this.

Dhritrastra: it true priye ,but what I can do in this situation. Now the war is inevitable.

The war has started and sanjay is telling the story to Dhritrastra.

Sanjay: RAJAN, time is very less and reader are votalite so I am telling the whole story in short.

            I am able to see the great war through my magic eyes. KRISNA has already preached the Gita and bhismpitamas  is lying on the bed of arrows and waiting for  death. ABHIMANYU was trapped by the kauravas and killed.

On hearing this pandavas got agitated and BHIMMA(I don’t want to name) took a pledge to kill the culprit and drink the blood. By the day ends bhima made a call to kaurvas and did much scolding. Hearing this BHISMPITAMAS cried even on bed of arrow and thought I have no power so why am I getting so much pain in this process.

He tried but all his efforts went in vain.

                                                          ……………to be continued